Monday, January 20, 2003

The Universe is against me !!!!!


And by now I have a pretty good picture how it works..... It's probably something like that:


They (whoever it might be, quite a religious question I don't want to discuss here) sit up there, all having a drink and maybe they are a bit bored:


Guy # 1: I'm bored, let's do something...

Guy # 2: Oh yeah, let's mess with someone...

Guy # 3: Okay dudes, what about that girl who fancies that guy?

Guy # 1 & 2: Cool, let's roll....


Guy # 3: Okay let's see, she likes that guy, so obviously first of all we don't let him call her.

Guy # 2: That's good, but I just thought about something else, why don't we let him appear on TV on, let's see one of the channels nobody ever watches and let her see it by coincidence so she can think about that for a while too...

Guy # 1: Very nice. But what about letting him say stuff about women and relationships and let him say the exact same things she said about the topic?

Guy # 2 & 3: Good stuff


They do one of these akward rapper/ghetto handshakes.....


Guy # 2: One more, one more...

Guy # 3: Okay one more, mmmh, what about we let him come to her house and then let him disappear after, let's say 2 1/2 minutes. So she just sees how good-looking and nice he is but has no opportunity to talk to him?

Guy # 1 & 2: Niiiceee.....


Guy # 3: Something else?

Guy # 1: Yeah, we could do the usual. Let her park the car very far away and then empty two parkingspaces in front of the house.

Guy # 2 & 3: That's always fun.

Guy # 1: Okay I need a new drink. Then let's go on.


I think you get what I mean and I'm sure they will be back soon with fresh drinks and a lot of new ideas.

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