Funny Spam

"Look like a Salami smugler (sic) in your swimsuit"

Bwahaha! Who designed this? (The "From" line was actually "Look like a Salami" which did inspire me to look at the thing.) Is there any merit in people thinking you were a Salami smuggler? I can see it now. Billions of babes gathering at the beach saying: "I bet he's hiding a salami in those trunks..." - "Yeah. He looks like a Salami smuggler."

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What'll you have for breakfast? Half a celebrity on toast!

Satellites. Don't try to click on this app. You'll spend ages launching the damn things. Mine keep crashing into the moon. Sometimes they'll do a cool figure eight, however. If you click like crazy they look like a swarm of bees :)