Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Today's Fun Facts

The strange thing is, I really like spam. Because I like getting mail.

People who slow down first and then use the turn signal annoy me a great deal. Is this a fun fact? Maybe I should change the headline to "Today's Facts". Nah. Doesn't have the same ring to it. Just find some fun in this, dammit.

Recently, I like to use the word "dammit". Have been made fun of because of this as well. See? There's the fun.

I'm the most favourite VIP customer of this store which will probably drive me into bankruptcy.

Taxes are done. Now I have to wait and see if a trip to the Bahamas is in order.

What to do when your internet suddenly breaks down

Is there anyone out there who also doesn't like Radiohead's Creep? No? I thought so. Well, I'm just a weirdo then.

Did you see the "Zimmer frei" with Chernobyl Jobatei? Idiot. I'm taking him off my amok list, by the way. Not that he hadn't deserved it, but since we haven't heard of him since forever, I'm not digging him up again, thankyouverymuch. Which leaves me with Roger Willemsen on the top spot and Helmut Lotti a close second. Narrowing down the amok list to two people probably makes it easier to fulfil the task once you've started running amok. Easiest if Roger Willemsen is interviewing Helmut Lotti. But I think he has done that and I've let this golden opportunity pass.

In related news, the D.C. sniper has been given the death sentence. This is also not really a fun fact, only a fact.

Some days, construction sites just seem to pop up out of nowhere. Especially when you're not planning on moving your car anytime soon.

Everybody else in my "body & mind" class yesterday was pregnant. Besides the instructor, of course. For god's sake, women, stay at home when you're gestating. Nobody wants to see you rolling around on the floor looking like a beached whale. I really hope some of them just were fat. But I don't think so. If you're simply fat you don't roll your pants down so your belly sticks out. So I guess about 3-4 months from now I'll be alone in that class. That or they will be nursing and rolling around on the floor.

I'm in a bad mood today. Can you tell?

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