Well, I found something to cheer myself up - there's people even stupider than I am. I found the cheer-up-link here on a Nederlandse blog of somebody who apparently enjoys the Dutch version of Pop Idol. What happened there is that they took the worst applicants, told them they were great and let them sing at the halftime show of a football game. A clip of which you can watch here.
First they show the candidates milling about talking Dutch...they should have gotten a clue just by watching the other stupid people. You can skip that, but be sure to tune back in when you see that little guy in the white shirt moonwalking and doing pirouettes. Amazingly funny - if a little taxing on the ears. And no, I don't care if it's inhuman to parade losers like these around. They signed up for it, they get what's coming to them. And I get to laugh. Ha, ha.