I hate, hate, HATE going to the hairdresser. First they berate me for not keeping my hair well conditioned - I've been trying to condition my hair for 30 years now and it has never worked. I always end up looking like my hair just exploded, buying useless but overpriced conditioner and hating everybody with perfect looking hair. Sometimes I wish I was bald so I could just polish my head and give it a good shine. (No, not really, but just to illustrate how much I HATE going to the hairdresser.)