I just saw a scary man doing a commercial for a product called Calgonit Protector (what on earth would you need that for??) and just wanted to share the goosebumps it gave me. Yikes. And then the commercial where the guy who's starving on a desert island throws the potatoes out because he has no Miracle Whip. WTF?? What does this commercial tell me? Only idiots eat Miracle Whip?