What's in *your* bag?

Here's a list of items that currently reside in my "handbag":

• Filofax that weighs about 2 tons and contains everything I need to know and even a bit more
  
  
• Kleenex
  
  
• Huge Fake-Gucci-Wallet I bought in Turkey. Doesn't contain equally huge amounts of money, I'm afraid.
  
  
• Second wallet I use when going on vacation (left over from the snowboarding trip)
  
  
• 2 SZ-Magazines so I can solve crossword puzzles whenever I feel like it
  
  
• Fizzy dissolving vitamin thingies (2 pc) which I got given in the pharmacy but which I hate. They will stay in the bag until the wrapping dissolves and the tablets crumble all over the place. Been there, done that.
  
  
• Advil (family size!!) - a headache might attack me at any given time
  
  
• Sunglasses (been in there since July, I wager)
  
  
• The rubber band surrounding my bike lock broke and now is to be found at the bottom of the bag. Mental note: Tell Santa (aka parental units) that a new bike lock might be an appropriate X-mas present
  
  
• Tampons, which I don't need anymore (New method of contraceptive turns out to be a blessing)
  
  
• Mobile phone and a couple of pieces of paper containing phone numbers
  
  
• Refreshment towel of the BA (MUC - LHR)
  
  
• 3 ballpoint pens (to use with the crossword puzzles)
  
  
• 1 hair scrunchy (purple)
  
  
• 2 packs of L-Thyroxin 200 to replace my poor thyroid (RIP)
  
  
• Half a pack of Aspirin, in case I get a migraine (Advil doesn't work for a migraine)
  
  
• 2 little tryout thingies that my hairdresser gave to me (Paul Mitchell: Super Charged Moisturizer^TM and Hair Repair Treatment^TM)
  
  
• Manhattan Super Compact Powder, in case my nose is starting to resemble a polished brass knob
  
  
• All-Inclusive-Bracelet (Turkey)
  

This is everything in my bag, baby. No, it's not big as a house, it's a regular size bag.