I need to tell you about the good people at McCain. Well, first they weren't that good because they sold me "Long and Crispy Fries"^TM which were neither long nor crispy. To be fair, I've heard that the potatoes nowadays are really small (Danger! Pollution! Or something!), so long fries are probably hard to come by. But they were soaking in fat and really disgustingly squishy - not even remotely crispy.

Hence, I wrote an email and presto! today I got an envelope containing a crisp (haha) 5 Euro bill so I "can buy another McCain product" Yeah! *dances the dance of crispy fryey goodness*