I feel rather boring. No interesting stories to tell, nothing happening, not even funny linkage. Oh well, at least I look good in a suit. Or so I think. (By the way, did you ever notice that "pretty ugly" is a strange combination of words? But I digress.) Had a business meeting at an advertising agency today and confirmed

Axiom 1: Secretaries at prestigious agencies MUST wear ridiculous clothing that reveals more than is necessary (sleeveless woolen shirt with extra sleeves - leaving the shoulders free to breathe the creative air)

but couldn't verify

Axiom 2: CEOs of ad agencies always wear black turtleneck sweaters and black-rimmed square glasses (didn't meet any).