It's not my fault!!! Knack' den Google!!! or if you prefer English doom: Googlewhack!!!

This link has been brought to you by: Marco. God bless him, out-of-work-nothing-to-do-but-entering-search-strings-in-google lad that he is... leading us all to certain ruin .. but who cares? Not like I have anything else to do. Why won't it take poodle - wet shave???